"It's such an honor to be nominated" and other horseshit
Oh God, it's award season. Movies, music (even country music!!), TV shows and -- just when you thought it couldn't get any more inane -- wine blogs.
Everyone's officiously asking for your vote, oh please, vote me for me, there's cash involved, etc., etc. Ugh. The blogosphere is suddenly full of Uriah Heeps, and I don't mean the 70s band, either. It's fucking creepy.
Well, DON'T vote for me. Not that you would. Nor should you vote for anyone, because this blog awards thing is embarrassing, skeevy and craven.
To assist you in your decision, I am listing in the continuation the best of mondosapore. Vote accordingly, PLEEEEEEAASE! (I humbly thank you.)
It's all that fire and music, baby.
The best of mondosapore:
"I met him in the candy sto-ore / He turned around and smiled at me. Ya get the picture?"
"Yes, we see."
Too Funny! My thoughts indeed.
Posted by: David & Raffaella | January 10, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Boy, did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning! What's the harm in bringing attention to people writing about wine?
Posted by: Fredric Koeppel | January 10, 2007 at 05:11 PM
Dude. You have no idea.
Posted by: Terry Hughes | January 10, 2007 at 05:19 PM
Why are you getting upset if your readers think your site is worthy of wider acknowledgement and praise? how ungrateful.
Posted by: Andrew | January 11, 2007 at 06:54 PM
Do they? Do you know something I don't?
Posted by: Terry Hughes | January 11, 2007 at 11:44 PM
Hope you can forgive Dezel as I voted for you before I even saw this entry : ) Certainly nothing a nice glass of VA Cab Franc couldn’t resolve.
Happy Sipping!
Dezel
Posted by: Dezel | January 15, 2007 at 10:32 PM
Thanks, Dezel. I was just being ornery. (Me.!)
Posted by: Terry Hughes | January 15, 2007 at 10:34 PM